Attention assholes: http://www.apple.com/macmini/

You no longer have an excuse to not be using an apple computer. Next time you see a fucking Dell commercial boasting about “free CD burner upgrade” you can just turn your TV off and head over to an Apple store. That is one of the major complaints people have against Apple. “They cost too much money.” Fuck you. You get what you pay for. You pay some shitty company to build you a shitty computer that you have to spend MORE money on by bringing it into a repair shop where they keep it held up for a week (because there are 500 other idiots exactly like you bringing in their “virus” infested computers). They then charge you $100 for the “maintenance” they did.

I am no longer going to help people with their computer problems. My answer from now on will be, “buy a mac.” It’s that simple. If you run into problems with your mac, I will spend hours helping you, I promise.

Get with the times. Windows hasn’t had a solid operating system come out of their womb EVER.